All patches are screen-printed by hand on thick cotton canvas, and are heat set so they won't wash out. Great for jackets, bags, or even that old pair of bondage pants lying in the bottom of your closet. Crafty folks, order a bunch and make a punk quilt! Variable sizes starting around 4 x 4 inches. If you want more accurate measurements, give me a shout. List alternate choices when ordering!

 
Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you.
 
Out of the closets and into the libraries.

Please make the word 'queer' threatening again. Show people that you can count past two. Oh yeah, and tell the 'fab five' where to shove it.

 

Isn't it time you came out as a geek? Books and thick glasses are where it's really at. Grab your cultural studies reader and dive in.

     
 
Fags hate God
 
I fuck to cum not to conceive.
Stick it to Phelps by showing that hate works both ways. Love it or leave it. Highly recommended for those in the deep South.
 
Gather precious punk points with this CRASS inspired patch. Or break out yer X-acto and get stencilling.
 
 
Vegans tastes better
 
Riot = Life

Put an end to the stupid myth that oral sex isn't vegan. Now. Please.

 

Time to re-invent our sexualities and slogans. Act up. Fight back. Queer riot.

     
 
I heart bumsex
 
Sissy

If you get all weepy-eyed over sentimentality, but wouldn't be caught dead in an 'I love my Schnauzer' shirt then this is for you. Enjoy!!

 

For the black metal sissy in your life. Complete with inverted cross and decorative skull. Spread the evil.

     
 
Live to Craft, Craft to Live.
 
Quentin Crisp Posse
At last, the perfect combination of Rock 'n' roll and crafting. Look out, this is a big one (about 8 inches wide!) Get crafty!
 
Quentin Crisp Has a Posse, so why not join it? Inspired by the good Shepard Fairey and his OBEY propaganda machine.
 

F.T.W.

If you're not sure what FTW stands for then you probably don't need this patch. If you do, then wear it with pride.

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