All images are hand screen printed on cotton t-shirts. Sizes S-XL. Shirts are available in red, dark blue, light blue, and yellow. Colours are similar, but not exactly the same as the bar below. Ask about specific colour and sizing availability before ordering. Please list alternate choices, or else you'll get whatever I have on hand. I can't keep every size and colour of every design on hand. Occasionally I get odd colours like bright green, army green, or computer beige. If any of those colours interest you be sure to ask about them too.
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Not
gay as in happy... |
Please
make the word 'queer' threatening again. Show people that you can count
past two. Sexuality and gender binaries are a load of crap. We've tried
them and they don't work. For only $15 piss off your mom! |
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A
Real Example of Teamwork. |
| Never
before has a bloodpact been so cute! These precocious boys pledge their
allegiance to one another. Who needs a biological family when you can
make your own? Get cooking for $15 each. |
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Take
part in a world brotherhood. |
This
flag wielding, tattooed Scout is sure to please. Display your spirit of
rebellion as exemplified by this handsome young man. This is what happens
when parents aren't looking. A real bargain at $15 each! |
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Children
be gay. |
This
shirt is perfect for those days when you feel like getting stoned by an
unsympathetic public. Ask your detractors why they don't want kids to
be happy when they complain about you corrupting the youth! A steal at
$15 each |
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Vegans
taste better. |
In
this day and age it's common knowledge that vegans taste better. These
are 3/4 sleeve shirts that have a white body with either black or red
sleeves, or a blue body with black sleeves. Always be sure to list alternate
colour choices when ordering. 3/4 sleeave shirts are $16 each. |